mockiato-deactivated20200315:

yikes-dot-exe:

mockiato-deactivated20200315:

Men will be like ‘Billie Eilish makes music for girls who think they’re tough but can’t ask for more napkins’ while they listen to Eminem.

What the fuck does this mean

Where did we lose you

inverted-typo:

smol–jelly:

inverted-typo:

I wish i had an even more vague void than the internet to scream into

An abandoned Kmart parking lot just before dawn

Jesus I didnt say a whole different dimension

itgetsbetterproject:

bogleech:

that-kid-in-the-drifloon-hat:

bertholdtbraun:

bertholdtbraun:

There are these little tiny fuzzy bugs that are flying around my pear tree and I kind of want to call them cute but I feel like the second I do someone’s gonna tell me they’re like the spawns of satan and they sting people and kill my trees

Nevermind they’re called “Woolly Aphids” and they’re literal fairies

I feel bad for calling them evil now they’re so frickin cute

i saw one and nearly shat myself thinking it was a fairy

Plant people probably hate all aphids but fairies have to eat something

moxperidot:

magicalgirlmindcrank:

night sluts

they’re called vampires

fartgallery:

me when my room is being haunted by ghosts

kaijuno: